|
|
|
||
| > Archives > novembre 2003 > Inbox | |||
NavigationNavigation
Categories
NewsletterSearchLinkspowered by |
Jump to navigation
27 novembreTHE MEATRIX
Take the blue pill and stay here in the Fantasy.
Take the red pill and I'll show you the Truth. Welcome to the Real World ! THE MEATRIX SexOlympic Games
Simply stupid. Do not try to do that at home ! [Adults only]
First event - Second event - Third event 21 novembreGeeks @ School13 novembreThe right stuff
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her row. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.' 11 novembreBe careful of your dogs
Wanted to inform you about someone in Trayning who apparently hates dogs and has shot and killed a large number of them in the last month. They think whoever is responsible may travel to other towns and do the same thing...... wanted to warn you to watch your dogs.
They do have a possible suspect but he will not confess.... I have included a picture of him. See attached....... a true Professional!! Whoever is doing this terrible thing must really hate dogs. Photo of the suspect |
||
|
|||
| conneries | jokes | blagues | gags | humour | gag | blague | joke | connerie |