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17 février

Cownomics

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,
British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for
technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows
with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.


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